I had finally made my way from Shame and was easing into the Inn at Brit. A few familiar faces soon gathered at the table and with a small wicked grin and a fresh round of liquor..I began to explain what I heard.

"We all know the TBH..the pirates that catnapped Adam's cat. Well you won't believe what I heard them talking about as they were loading three of their ships." I paused to take a quick drink..then caught the glare from Big Bob and started talking again.

"They have a stash of loot you wouldn't believe. They were talking about sailing out from Shame a few nights from now and taking it to their place on Buc's Den. Now.. how hard do you think it would be to take three ships from some drunken pirates?"

Nub berri hard if da orcs wate ub da coast a bid and den ...BLAMMo! when dem peerats ged der, id bi orcish loot! an wi sale off tu ar fort...har har ar!!