A Lesson In Shit Talking

HI!

Traveling through Britain Trammel I came across an interesting sight. It appears that these two fellows are in warring guilds and Eclipse was just owned by Antithius… Perhaps I will get some loot out of this!

That’s it… shit talk right after you get ressed…

Let the schooling begin.

Dirtnap #2!

Let’s see if he does it again…

“u need a power”

“to kill me”

*sighs* Why are shit talkers so stupid?

What he’s really trying to say is:

“I’m using your magic weapon as an excuse to cover up my massive suckage.”

Guess he doesn’t need that power.

He fizzled… He gets laughed at…

Hmmm… I’m sensing another dirtnap for the newly ressed.

At this point Eclipse decided to run…

Allot!!!!

All of that running just to drop in the same spot.

Damnit, I could have saved allot of energy.

And he comes back….

And he’s down AGAIN!!!

I like apples.

Will he never learn?

Eclipse Health: Low

Antithius Health: High

And we’re running again!!!!

More running.

Yet more running.

Still going…

Running while talking shit...

When will he tire (or die)?!?!?

At this point Antithius left us and he continued to talk shit and run from me.

Let’s see what’s wrong with this….

1) I’m not warring with him.

2) We’re in trammel so I can’t do anything

3) My magery doesn’t suck.

Yes yes… heard it the first time.

Shaddup!

Err… No…

However, Looters Inc. will soon own your stuff.

I think he finally realized what an idiot he was being…

I decided to pose a question.

Why you gotta go there?

The problem is… I’m in Trammel… How do I retaliate?

He refused to answer… He must have logged out…

Damnit. I want my retribution!

Now that he’s stopped let’s take a look at this Mental Midget.

I think his profile says it all.

And he’s right… nobody likes him.

However, just when I think all is lost… Two Order appear!

Axis and Eldred if you ever read this… you did me a service and I thank you.

You may consider this a “Get out of Loot Free” card.

Unless you’re holding anything valuable...

Or shiny things…

You Damn Right!

BAHAHAHA!!!!!

Revenge… How sweet it is.