The Misadventures of the Lords of Loot.

Episode #8 :  Bring Us Your Loot!

This episode is dedicated to all of the people who make our job easier.  Most of the time, we at Looters Inc. have to check multiple locations in the search for the "Fountain of Loot."  This process is very time consuming and many days we come home poorer than we left due to reagent usage.  Our story begins today with a check and restock of my vendors.  I was very pleased to hear a deathmoan upon my arrival, and our story begins.

Dalodar was kind enough to find death just a few paces away from the front steps of our vendor house.  It seems like the biggest competition for this loot is not the motionless owner but the menacing dragon that is so kind to guard the body for me.

Just in time!  Aeleon Leonheart comes to rescue his fallen comrade, and the dragon is roused by his approaching footsteps.  With a quick teleport to ensure my safety, I move into position.

Oh dear!  Aeleon is on to me!  It took him awhile, but he managed to lure off the dragon.  Better hurry with that resurrection my friend, time grows short!

Dalodar is back in action and I fear the loot is lost.  Just as he strolls over to his body it turns bones.  What luck!  I quickly begin to relieve him of his goods, while he begins the tragic whining.  Here's a tip Dalodar, shut up and attempt to loot what's left.  No one likes a rich fuck face anyway, right?

*rolls eyes*  Why do victims constantly bombard me with these personal attacks?  Here I am taking 7 minutes out of my day to teach TWO valuable lessons, and this is the thanks I get.

It seems Aeleon really sucks at luring off monsters.  For fear of my own life, I run, since that is what I do best.  The loot was over 100 of each reagent and some other useless items.  I think I'll go straight to the bank and fuck myself now, thank you.

Today's Lesson(s):  1. Shut up.  2. Don't die.