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Episode #24:  Quickies 2, Pirates

Looter’s Inc. is back!

After a 2 month hiatus to train skills pre-publish 16 and gather powerscrolls post publish 16 we’re back!

We’re a tad out of practice making episodes and we’re having some trouble remembering exactly what was happening when we took the pictures so please bear with us while we get our skills back.

Enjoy.

 

Every so often a perfect situation comes along. The piracy doesn’t get any better then this.

 

 

ARR!!! I be catchin’ someone sailing in me waters without a permit!

 

Ye be ramming another boat?!?

What kind of a sailor do ye be laddy? The drunk kind!

And now ye attack me? Time to die!

 

*Waits*

 

A fine assortment of loot and a ship key!

It be my lucky day!

Waiting for the corpse to decay always takes just short of forever.

However it gives time to christen me new boat.

 

Woohoo! I win!

 

 

Today's Lesson:  Don’t rock the boat or Kimball will rock you!

However, sometimes the piracy isn’t so perfect. People end up doing some odd things.

 

Oh! A victi…. er…. A fellow sailor!

 

Hello?!?

 

Anybody home?

 

Ye either be very rude or ye be in the dreaded sea trance! Time to die!

 

 Arr! It appears ye just be a rude landlubber! Don’t run from Kimball!!! I have a present for you!

 

This fellow would have gotten away if it hadn’t been for some bad luck. Can you guess what it was?

It was not the fact he started running around the boat like a moron. Why do people do that? You can’t escape a BS in an area that small!!

 

Anyway, he gained in hiding which actived his macro and gave me the time I needed to drop a blade on him.

MUAHAHA!!! I WIN!!!

 

Today's Lesson:  When pirates are chasing you it’s a good idea to turn off your illegal 3rd party programs.