The Misadventures of the Lords of Loot.
Over the last few nights several members of the UOPG forums have been busily finding ways to gather the fine loot coming into Felucca… Fortunately those of us that have spent time in the UOPG IRC room have been privy to the locations and times of these loot gathering expeditions.
My greeting on Catskills… I haven’t even done anything yet!
As you’ll see I don’t really do anything but watch. I was to busy taking pictures to take part in any of the fun!
Part 1: The
Warm-Up
The scene upon my arrival… my associates had been dealing death to the newly ressed. All they lacked was a person willing to speed loot the bodies.
Most recently joining the dearly departed was White Wolf as seen at the top of the picture. To say he was displeased is an understatement.
Wolf should direct his anger at these two as it was their idea.
Edit: I will post the “real” names of these individuals after I get permission.
A hearty laugh from one of our heroes!
Strong words from the Wolf…
Why always the “faggot” remarks? Another closet case!
Name calling isn’t that bad… I think he’s just trying to start a pissing contest though.
True.
“fag”
BE ORIGINAL PEOPLE!!!
…
I think that’s all that needs to be said.
Today's Lesson: No lesson here. This is just a warm-up.
Part 2: Loot
of the Night
This will give you an idea of how incredibly easy it is to get really good loot.
Meet Fugly, aka Rat Bastard of the UOPG forums.
Fugly is new here.
I completely missed the shots, but note Fugly and the robe he is wearing…
CHA-CHING!!!
Basically, the idiot tossed his Valorite Robe on the ground thinking it was a death robe.
Lucky bastard…
Today's Lesson: Sometimes timing is everything.
Part 3: For
the Fans
Ceno was a thief that kept trying to steal 193 black pearl off MY packhorse.
I got annoyed.
SPOON!!!!
Double clicking and running rules!
Success!
WOOHOO!!! Recognition!
What else would I say?
I must have an honest face. He believed me on my first try…
Not shitting you.
Note: If somebody says they are from Looters Inc. and wants something get them to prove it.
The best way to do this is to have us post a picture in the UOPG Forums.
If we can prove it by doing this then you should give us anything we want. ;)
Everyone say “Hi” to Balzepho on Catskills.
*waves*
Today's Lesson #1: If you act like a human when you talk to us you might end up in an episode.
Today's Lesson # 2: If we can prove we are with Looters Inc you should give us all your stuff.
Part 4:
Damien the Wonder Idiot
This just goes to show that if you wait long enough in UO you will see everything.
Everyone Damien, Damien everyone…
Upon my return from chasing Ceno I saw this fellow whining about losing something.
Apparently he got ganked by the newbies and then he got looted.
My heart pumps purple piss for you Damien.
Wise advice, it is ONLY pixels.
When I take your pixels try and remember that.
*dramatic pause*
BAHAHA!!!!
Everyone on the screen actually shut-up long enough to laugh at him.
That must suck.
It took awhile for the “GM” to get there….
A small fraction of the loot we collected.
WHOA!!! He really came!
Er, wait… that’s just a pinkie… they can’t do anything…
heh… don’t forget that you asked!
Translation: I’m an idiot and I lost something expensive.
Can’t be replaced? *shakes head*
“Your guards”
Yes, the GMs and Counselors are directly responsible for the actions of “their” guards.
Notice the fellow on the green Ostard
at the bottom. We’ll call him GOG for Green Ostard
Guy.
Anyway it appears that Gog is standing
IN LINE to complain about his stupidity.
It didn’t work the first time so instead of trying to loot my stuff I kept doing something useless.
You get a cookie.
No, the GMs cannot do anything and you cannot have it replaced.
It’s YOUR fault. Live with it.
Again notice Gog: “I have
several pages in for this scam”
How the hell did we scam you? Nobody tricked you into
losing your stuff. ARG!!!
Oh geez… pinkie power!!!
bahahah!!! After all that!!!
*sighs*
Killing spawn in Deciet…
*check*
“I get sent here”
WHOA!!! HOLD THE TRAIN!!!
Don’t place the blame on anybody but your own stupid self.
I know for a FACT that you CHOSE to come here. You did NOT get “sent” here.
Let’s see the ways you chose to come here:
1) You came to Felucca
2)
You died in a dungeon and clicked “
Oh my god! You can die IN TOWN… who would have thought?
Ok, this makes sense… then what did you do?
Oh wait, I remember? You kept calling guards like a moron while your stuff got picked up right in front of you.
Good thinking.
“at the moment”
Yay! Yet again you will be protected from your stupidity…
You said that already. Nobody cares except you.
Umm… You’re a moron.
Did he just make a demand of a counselor?
I bet he’s that same guy that stands in line at McDonalds and can’t decide what he wants from a menu that hasn’t changed in a decade.
Just order your damn cheeseburger and move on!
Gog is at it again, he’s
explaining how we know who has the “nice stuff.”
Funny thing is we actually don’t. We just kill everyone
who resses and sort it all out later.
This pinkie is being way more tolerant then he should be.
Maybe he’s just hitting macros?
First, he’s not a GM, they wear red.
Second, they do help in legitimate situations, which this isn’t.
*whine whine*
Now I’m convinced the counselor is just hitting macros.
Finally, an honest statement!
I see the demands have given way to insults.
Throw a hissy fit!!! That always works!!!
I think this guy believes that anybody actually cares…
He has just entered a whole new dimension of wrong.
And the threats have given way to begging.
Lootee’s have a strict code of demand, threaten, and then beg.
It’s amazing how consistent they are.
Private time!!!
Sexxor the pinkie for your precious weapon!!
And with that they were gone…
I can only imagine how it turned out.
Today's Lesson #1: Counselors and Looters deal with whining, threatening, and begging the same way.
Today's
Lesson #2: Accept responsibility for your actions. Life is less
painful that way.
Part 5: He
Who Shall Remain Nameless
After the Damien and the pinkie left I was understandable elated.
The mental midget speaking to me shall remain nameless.
He’s another idiot.
I had a great deal of difficulty editing my pictures and actually had to throw some away because he wouldn’t SHUT THE HELL UP for one second while the pinkie and Damien were talking.
I didn’t have a choice. I had to edit you out because you can’t keep your mouth shut.
To late!
The entire reason for this section is to call you an idiot.
Idiot.
There I did it. I feel better.
Today's Lesson: When the adults are talking shut up and listen.