The Misadventures of the Lords of Loot.
Episode #11: Ground Looting
Setup: I was making a quick run through Britain Fel looking for some dead ganktioners to restock my pot supply when I saw a fellow named Shonok drop a pile of gold on the ground… I quickly snatched it up and our story begins…
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Our Hero Looter Extraordinaire |
Our Villain |
Always remember the rule: If it’s on the ground it’s free for the taking.
At this point I looked and realized it was 287 gold… ok, it’s a newbie doing some training.
I’ll go against everything I know and give it back but just as I drop it on him and get ready to click the trade window…..
I think the words “Faggot” and “Asshole” were used.
Needless to say I kept the gold.
It’s amazing how they change their mind after they realize rudeness actually got them nowhere.
Too late buddy… I heard ya ;)
They always run me down with “hey”
SAY MY NAME IF YOU WANT MY ATTENTION!!!!
One of the many things you should have learned in Kindergarten.
You insult me and you want ME to give you MY loot?
Maybe if you’ve learned your lesson….
HINT: Say “Sorry” not “GIMME STUFF.”
It’s another lesson from Kindergarten.
I’m such an ass.
10 million…. riiiiigggghhhhhtttttt….
What’s with all these gay comments? It must be the skullcap.
Yes… why all the worry if you have so much?
Perhaps because you’re a liar? I think yes.
riiiiiiggggghhhhtttttt…..
Well?
Damnit, they always change the subject.
Learn the rules before you play the game!
Didn’t we already try this once?
SAY IT!
Well… I guess that’s close…
You’re still not getting it back.
Then go get it and stop fussing…
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All the lootees love the lessons I bring.
The bitching, moaning, whining, and lies are just their way of showing appreciation. ;)
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