The Misadventures of the Lords of Loot.

Episode 13:  Looter Resourcefulness

We at Looters Inc. rely heavily on resourcefulness.  Not every experience can be as rewarding as a good house loot or adding another boat to the Looters Inc. fleet.  I arrived in Destard where I have found the alluring scent of loot many times before.  Upon entering, I realize that no loot will be had today, this place is busier than Britain Bank!  Although I am disappointed, I shall not be conquered so easily!

I know what you're thinking, "Finster, stop trying to screw the dragon!  No means no!"  It seems as though this poor sap's forest ostard has gone wild.  Seeing an opportunity for profit, I quickly move in to save his mount from certain destruction.

I'm sure you wanted to retame him.  Think of this as our VIP service.

I do not understand the meaning of these words, "Give him back."

However, I do understand the words, "Selling forest ostard."

Today's Lesson:  Dude, my brain is bubbling.